…the one on the orange line wearing the white tank-top and fanning herself.

You are absolutely stunning.

For the first time ever, I was happy to be riding a packed metro. It’s rare that I see a good looking woman on my line and you made up for all the bad ones.

Now, if you had shaked your ass to “Fire Woman”, you would have been perfect.

  • You should’ve casually brushed up against her buttocks.

  • She stood to her side the whole time.

    I think she knew I would have tried something if she turned her back to me. 🙁

  • When you just stare at a woman’s ass licking your lips and rubbing your nipples it kind of gives off that perv impression. Less of that might help.

  • lmao

    You know him so well.

  • look at me blog, matey.

  • Ace

    You really need a camera phone.

  • fnord, thanks for the tip. I’ll have to stop doing that. Or at least openly.

    freak, NO SHARING.

    meat, done and replied.

    ace, i have one, I just never think to use it. Plus, there is not doubt that would have creeped her out. lol