“How do I tell what the vegetarian dishes are?” Says the girl.

“It’s the ones without meat,” replies the bored boyfriend.


  • Snooze

    Love it.

  • I love that damn Chinese Buffet. I enjoy decent food (all things considered), get free calendars at Christmas and overhear wacky things.

  • Ace

    If you can't tell General Tso's from tofu, you shouldn't be a vegetarian.

  • Hilarious.