Yeah, the blogs aren’t so frequent as of late, but I’ve been swamped with work and other stuff. But this story my dad told me Sunday was too good not to post.

My father and my niece, who’s 9, were having a conversation the other day.

My niece turns to my father and says, “I don’t like Cody.”

Cody is her brother–my nephew.

“You don’t? Why?” Asked my father.

“Because he’s 90% jackass, which he gets from you. And he’s 10% gay, which he gets from Uncle Stewie.”

What a princess.

I am looking forward to the day when she gets her first boyfriend. Oh, the stories I will tell.


  • Ace


    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

    It’s not even that funny, but it is.

  • Your neice is the epitome of your family. She’s awesome.

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  • Bastards.

  • It’s funny because it’s true!

    Usually children have the best insight since their perception is not as tainted and skewed by the reality construct we are all forced into. I’m just saying…

    But I agree with Renaldo. HAHAHAHAHA