So my sister calls me last night and asks me if I remember when my mother used dress me up like a girl.

Then I would do cartwheels.

Without any underwear.

What the fuck?

I swear I was adopted.

  • pictures??

    THAT is fucking hilarious.

  • Your blog has taken an interesting turn in the last couple of posts.

    Can we expect a coming out post soon?

  • Norm, if pictures can be dug up, I’d post them.

    Fnord, if I were gay, I’d already be out and organizing the parades.

  • Ace

    I’m adopted.

    My mother never dressed me up like that.

    So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.

  • At least I had a TV.

  • Did your TV have a remote, or did your parents make you get up and change the channel whenever they wanted to see what was on like mine did?

  • Ace

    We had a TV, too! It was black and white, but it was a TV. Sniffle.

  • My mother never dressed me up like that.

    So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.

    Here, here!

    I don’t see how any mother that loves their child could do this.

    I don’t think she actually did. I think Stewie BEGGED her to let him dress up like a girl.

    At least we know where the 10% gay came from now.

    Good blog!

  • You guys are just jealous that I have kept my girlish figure.

  • Hee hee..I think that sometimes, too, Stew…because:

    grey eyes + blue eyes DO NOT = MY brown eyes!!!!!!! (:-S

    That’s OK..I did the performance/gymnastics thing naked in the sprinkler…

    We’ll be OK…. :p

    But I AM with FREAK on the remote thing/parents making me change the channel…I HATED my parents for that…they do it to MY kids now! LOL!