My family is so fucked up.
Back when I was ten or so, I remember getting into an argument with my sister at the dinner table.
We were going back and forth until my sister said, “God, mom. Why didn’t you put him up for adoption!”
“We tried,” my mom said.
“But nobody would take him,” my dad finished.
“Great,” my sister said. “So we’re stuck with him.”
I ran to my room in tears.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.