My sister, Joy, called me this morning, but I was on my way to a dental appointment so I didn’t answer. Instead I gave her a call back about an hour and a half later.

“HEY!” She answered. “I was just thinking about you. A woman just came in to make arrangements for her brother. ”

If you don’t know by now, Joy is a mortician.

“If you died, I would cry,” she continued.

“WHAT’S SO FUNNY!?!?!”

It took a minute for me to stop giggling. Joy says the oddest things sometimes.