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I went to the liquor store tonight to pick up some lottery tickets as my mother’s holiday gift. (The “dreaming of a white trash Christmas” joke has already been used by myself, so you are going to think of something else).

As I was walking through the parking lot, I heard a father yelling at his kids because they were running through the parking lot acting like the little bastards most kids are.

He finally yelled, “Knock it off! I don’t want you getting hit by a car on Christmas Eve!”

Right on pops! Any other time is fine, just not Christmas Eve. I can dig that. You spend all that money on gifts, only to either have them go to waste, or deal with the pain in the ass of returning them. I hear you!

And don’t think for a second that was sarcasm.

Happy holidays, everybody!

  • It would only *really* be a white trash christmas if you were visiting her in prison with the lottery tickets. With several cartons of unfiltered Camels so she could buy herself something nice.

  • I also bought a gallon jug of Popov.

    It’s in a plastic bottle.

  • aricblue

    Yeah, Merry Xmas to you too! Take it easy.

  • I had to go to 7-11 yesterday with my mother to get lottery tickets for everybody. LOL

    Merry Xmas.

  • You, too, aric!

    fnord, just another reason why we are BFF!

  • So am I white trash if I’d LIKE to have lottery tickets for Christmas?

  • um.

    no.

    nuh uh.

  • Ace

    Merry f-ing whatever, y’all. Christmas is over, but it’s still Hanukkah!