I wasn’t going to post this because I haven’t put anything of substance lately.

But, fuck me, I love the song and it would be my first choice. Aside from Safety Dance, of course.

Your Stripper Song Is

I Touch Myself by The Divinyls
“I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself”

A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper!

Ripped from Norman.

  • Well, I think it’s appropriate. To you, I mean. It’a almost like…they knew you!

  • I know!

    It was like magic!

  • Don’t you mean magicK?

  • The masturbation song! LOL!

    Whenever I hear the title “Safety Dance” I think of people dancing inside ginormous condoms.

  • Mine was Master and Servant by Depeche Mode. How gay is that?

  • Um.

    Not gay at all.

    No sir.


    And, dammit, freak, I should have put magicK.

    norman, don’t ever sully the good name of the song that is The Safety Dance. >:(

  • scratch that… i think of MIDGETS wearing huge condoms…


  • Safety Dance? Do you do a strip robot dance? Yikes.

  • Ace

    I tried to take the survey, and then realized… I just can’t dance. At all. Like, I don’t even know how to answer some of the questions.

    Eh, the world is better for it.

    But congrats on getting your favorite song, Stewie!

  • Um.

    Not gay at all.

    No sir.

    I respectfully disagree. Somehow, songs about homosexual S&M relationships don’t seem ungay to me. LOL

    My word verification on this post is “ztird” Say it with a french accent.