Stole this from Freak, who got it from someone else.

Open up your jukebox, put that shit on mix and answer the questions.

How does the world see you?
Love is the Key (Blue Lagoon)
That’s right, baby.

Will I have a happy life?
Pieces of Drama (Everlast)
Not if I can help it.

What do my friends really think of me?
Waiting for You (Seal)
They all want a piece of Stewie

What do people secretly think of me?
Ciel (Eric Johnson)
I have no fucking clue. The song is a mellow Spanish sounding tune. Maybe they think I’m a mellow Don Quixote. Or something.

How can I be happy?
Girl (Tori Amos)
Wow. Didn’t see that one coming.

What should I do with my life?
Storms (Fleetwood Mac)
Be a weather man? Be a rain maker? Help me out, people!

What is some good advice for me?
Press Play (Stone Temple Pilots)
Well, I am easily turned on.

How will I be remembered?
Sex Crime (Eurythmics)
Ha! I couldn’t have planned that one.

What do I think my current theme song is?
Sweet Surrender (Sarah willyoumarryme McLachlan)
Not buying that one.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Flat on the Floor (Nickleback)
Apparently my friends are assholes. >:-(

What song will play at my funeral?
Porno Creep (Korn)
Ha! Back on track!

What type of men/women do you like?
Hey Jude (The Beatles)
Huh. I’m guessing women that don’t let me down.

What is my day going to be like?
In the Middle (Dokken)
Not bad, not good. I can dig that

Overall, I dig it.

  • Porno Creep. It just doesn’t get any better than that.

  • What should I do with my life?
    Storms (Fleetwood Mac)
    Be a weather man? Be a rain maker? Help me out, people!

    U’re already THE rainmaker…try being a weather man! That’s just my opinion tho! 😉

  • Freak, how appropriate, no?

    Hotdudi, either that or be the Rain King.

    I belong in the service of the Queen
    I belong anywhere but in between
    She’s been dying
    I been drinking and I am the Rain King.

    Then again, that goes to the “How can I be happy” question.

    Odd.