Got this from Ace who got it from Norman and on and on.

1. How did you get the idea for your profile name?

Because when you do a search for “Alien Redrum” on google, with the exception of two sites, all of it is me.

Also, I like sci/fi, I like King. It’s really quite simple

2. What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?

Nelson, “Love and Affection.” That song gives teh gay, but it makes me laugh and has been in my head for days.

3. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?

No.

4. What colour underwear are you wearing?

Gray boxer briefs. The comfort of a boxer, the support of a brief.

5. Do you want a baby?

Yes. Not now, but in the future. The Stewie bloodline is very important. Much like Jesus’.

6. What does your dad do for a living?

Retired phone company man.

7. What does your mum do for a living?

Thinks of ways to slip in things like “When are you getting married?” and “When are you going to give me a grandchild?” into any conversation with me.

8. What is/are your pet’s name(s)?

Mr. Jingles. But he’s Nicki’s cat, now.

9. What colour are your bed sheets?

I think brown and white. Not really sure as I changed them recently and forgot what I put on there.

10. What are the last 3 digits of your phone number?

253, or ALD.

11. What was the last concert you went to?

Gin Blossoms and Live.

12. Who was with you?

Jafo, Ace and Jafo’s at-the-time woman.

13. What was the last film you watched?

The Descent. It rocked.

14. Who do you dislike most at this moment?

The cocksucking president. That “p” is not capitalized on purpose.

15. What food do you crave right now?

A PB&J sandwich.

16. Did you dream last night?

No. The night before I did, and it was going to be the best book ever when I wrote it down, but I forgot it when I woke up.

17. What was the last TV show you watched?

“The Unit.” The name makes me laugh, but the show is good.

18. What is your fav piece of jewelery?

I guess my necklace because it’s the only piece I wear. Oh, and my Prince Albert.

Okay, that’s a lie. I made myself squirm on that one.

19. What is to the left of you?

A wall full of various horror movie postcards from the dork conventions I attend.

20. What was the last thing you ate?

A little debbie strawberry cupcake thing on the way to work.

21. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?

Freak and Carrie come to mind immediately. Rosie’s a cool cat who I always look forward to talking to and Lesley is certainly on the fast track, but I don’t know if you can really count yourself in an alternate universe as your friend, but I can’t dwell on it too much or my head will explode so we’ll let it go and count her.

22. Who last MSN’d you?

See previous post. And Lesley is currently on.

23. Where is your significant other right now?

Internet pr0n.

24. Do you have a crush?

Yes.

25. What is his/her name?

Hot Women.

26. When was the last time you had your hair cut?

2 weeks ago. I’m due, but my haircutter is out having a baby. I wish she had kept her legs closed because I’m the one who’s suffering here. And, don’t worry, she knows how I feel about this whole her having the baby thing.

27. Are you on any meds?

No, but I think I should be.

28. Do you have a mental disease?

ADD and OCD.

29. What shirt are you wearing?

A green polo shirt. I hate collars.

30. Are you sexy?

Fuck yeah.

31. What’s your favourite store?

Like Ace and Lesley, bookstores with coffee shops.

32. Are you thirsty?

Just for passion.

Oh God, I made myself gag with that one.

33. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?

Absolutely.

34. Who’s someone you haven’t seen in a while and miss?

Carrie (and her family) and Mykl.

35. Where do you work?

In a cube.

  • Very good!!!!!! #32 is cracking my ass up

  • I got all excited when I read 24 & the beginning of 25…I thought u were talking about me Stewie!!! I’m heart broken ;-(

  • I think our mothers have the same job.

  • Hey Stewie,

    Where’d u go!?! Was I too full on too early in the relationship!?!?!?! ;-p

    Hope u’re ok…

  • lol.

    I’m fine. Been busy.