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I was talking to my sister the other day and she said that my nephew, Cody, said something quite amusing to her about me.

She had called him on the phone and was telling him about something she overheard when she went and saw the 4th of July fireworks.
“When they played the national anthem, everyone stood up except for this guy next to me.”  She told him.

“Really?  Did you say anything to him?”

“No,” Joy replied, “he said he was from Germany and he wasn’t going to stand up for our anthem.”

“Was Uncle Stewie there?”  Cody asked.

“No, he didn’t come down,” Joy replied.

“I figured he wasn’t.  If Uncle Stewie was there, he would have said something.”

Joy laughed.  “Why would you say that?”

“Because Uncle Stewie has something to say about EVERYTHING.  And he would have said something to that guy.”

I need to buy that boy a game.

  • he made you proud, dint he?

  • I hope you would have told him about how we kicked his country’s ass 60 years ago, and we could totally do it again if we needed to.

    Not that I’m pro-war, but I’m just saying.

  • Your nephew sounds very astute.

  • So what would you have had to say about it??

  • Dudi – Whatever he had to say, it would have been peppered with bad language. Because not only does Stewie have something to say about everything, he has a vast vocabulary of bad words to use while doing so.

  • norman, damn skippy I’m proud.

    lesley, i made a mental note.

    snooze, he has his moments.

    hot, i don’t know. it would totally depend on my mood. i may have said nothing, i may have said something. i have no idea.

    freak, i have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

  • It’s all so much clearer now! 🙂

  • I would have patted the man on his back and then cuddled with him a bit.

    Then I would have slapped Stewie in the back of the head for being a nationalist fucktard if he said anything to the kraut.