I’m lazying it up today…

Aric started it, then Freak and Ace did it.

I’m lazying it up today, so here you go.

Finish the sentences:

1. I’ve come to realize that my family…
– is nuts. period. and this isn’t something I’ve “come to realize.” this is something I’ve always known. And mom or joy, if you comment with something that’s not positive about me, your comment will be deleted and your IP will be banned — meaning, you will not be allowed to comment again.

2. I am listening to…
– Daft Punk’s “Da Funk” from Musique Vol. 1.

3. I talk…
– and people hang on my every word.

4. I love…
– me. I really do.

5. My best friend…
– Jafo. If he was a female, I’d sex him.

6. My first kiss was…
– probably some chick in grade school. and probably either Missy or Dianna. Or both.

7. I lost my virginity…
– and it rocked.

8. I hate it when people…
– don’t say what they mean, then get mad at you for not reading between the lines. this is a female thing. and it’s my biggest pet peeve i have with women.

9. Love is…
– an ideal. i think i might be a pessimist on this one.

10. Marriage is…
– actually something i want to do.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking…
– about killing someone.

12. I’ll always…
– be thankful for the changes in my life from 23 – 33.

13. I have a secret crush on…
– this chick i see in the hallways at work. smoking hot. and it’s not a crush. i just really, really want to have sex with her.

14. The last time I cried was because…
– yeah. no answer on this one.

15. My cell phone…
– is very rarely used by me. other than an alarm clock. i’m not a phone person.

16. When I wake up in the morning…
– i silently curse morning people. and by “curse,” i mean “wish death on.”

17. Before I go to sleep at night…
– i read. and listen to classic rock.

18. Right now I am thinking about…
– why i bothered to start this.

19. Babies are…
– bound to grow up to be assholes.

20. I get on myspace….
– daily

21. Today I…
– worked.

22. Tonight I will…
– clean my room. maybe do a better blog entry.

23. Tomorrow I will…
– go to get my truck veip’d and have its oil changed. then maybe a book sale. then definitely the coffee shop.

24. I really want…
– i don’t know. i’m happy. not much wants. a 360 would be nice. my basement finished would be nicer. yeah. a 360, a finished basement and new carpet throughout the house. the real thick kind. you know, the kind that feels kick ass between your toes.

25. The person who most likely to repost this is…
– no idea.