Warning: in_array() expects parameter 2 to be array, string given in /home/content/A/l/i/AlienRedrum/html/blog/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-mobile-pack/frontend/sections/show-rel.php on line 37

I’ve been completely strapped for ideas as of late, so I dug up some recent ebay feedback I’ve left.

Since most of my blog readers are friends, most of you will get at least one of these.

If you don’t know me, you may find some humor in these, but most likely not. You’re better off moving on to the next post.

Without further ado, here they are. The bolded stuff is the actual comment.

Seller shipped film with a bag of popcorn! POPCORN! Most dreamyest ebayer ever! – Seller has since complained that everyone will now expect popcorn with their shipments.

Ron’s diaroma of Joe’s trip to Alaska was a big hit on the forum. — It really was.

I think TBS is shipping out these DVDs before I win them. IT’S LIKE MAGICK! — If you are looking for great deals on TV boxsets, look up tbsdvd on ebay. Guy is amazing. I win them on Wednesday, and have DVDs by Friday. Every time.

I don’t care what Tom says, “Anime” means “Cartoon” in Japanese. — It really does.

I bought this so a Criterion fanboy couldn’t have it. Now I will burn it. — I should have said “destroy it”, as “burn” has different implications now. Dammit.

Now wrylab is trying to get me to see Chicago. Dude is out of control. — Sad part is, I don’t even know wrylab’s real name. He’s a friend of a friend.

I shook Sergeant Slaughter’s hand tonight. SERGEANT SLAUGHTER! — That was an exciting night.

In the land of Emo, there is but one King: Tom. He hurts himself so you can’t.Tom cries a lot.

Myspace friend or not, I will never go to an Air Supply concert with wrylab. — Wrylab is out of control.

Joe’s dog is not a dog but a cat. Joe likes to dress his cat in pretty sweaters. — Joe’s “dog” is a pug. Joe makes sweaters for it. It’s quite sickening.

Seller’s a LIFE SAVER. He’s not even a pharmacist! ZOMG HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!!! — I know at least 3 people that will get that and laugh.

Did you know that Ted Bundy’s first dog was a collie named Lassie? — Seller responded with “great transaction”.

Unlike brushing your dogs teeth with your own toothbrush, teenagegrubworm rocks! — Seller responded with “I like beans.” He gets it.

Real and Lesley are hateful. But Recordrow-blowout rocks! Deal with Recordrow! — And they are hateful.

I was sad when Snooze gave up coffee. This transaction made me happy again!!!! — I still wish Snooze would come back to the dark roasted side, if she hasn’t.

Excellent transaction. The book has vampires, blood and es ee ex. Good times. — Canned response from seller.

Excellent transaction. Juniper Lane’s singer makes me feel all funny inside. — And she does.

Seargent Slaughter!

  • No, Anime means animated. Big freaking difference.

    Cartoons = Bunny Rabbits outsmarting hunters.
    Anime = 13 year old female characters disturbingly drawn as sex symbols.

    So are you suggesting that people should not deal with Real and Lesley?

  • Cartoons are animated. So Cartoons = Anime. I’ve seen ‘anime’. I’ve enjoyed a couple. But the bottom line is they are cartoons. Putting a fancy name to them doesn’t change it.

    And YES. DO NOT DEAL WITH REAL AND LESLEY. They are nothing but big bags of hate filled hate nuggets. 😡

    (unless of course they crash a wedding for me)

  • Yes, it’s true. We are big bags of hate filled hate nuggets.

    Unlike you. You’re more like a big heaping plate of hater tots with a big glass of haterade on the side. Hater.

    And Real is totally on board for the crashing, btw. Good times. :yay:

  • I like hate filled nuggets. :yay:

  • Where does one find hate filled nuggets anyway? Is that something one can purchase from a pharmacist?

    I’m just asking.

  • Sadly I am back to a double espresso in the morning.

    I love the Criterion comment.

  • Lesley (and Real), good on the onboard. :yay:

    fnord, of course you would. :shake:

    Lesley (again), you have the award winning recipe, so you should know. :shake: 😆

    Snooze, YES! Coffee is good. It is the nectar of the gods. Not unlike Mountain Dew.

  • That Sargent Slaughter guy is freaking HUGE, you know that? He makes you look like a midget.

  • “That Sargent Slaughter guy”

    OMG! Did you not grow up in the 80s at all??

  • 😆

  • Pingback: Incoherent Thoughts » George Washington’s Big Cock…()