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I took one of those stupid-ass online personality tests. Every single word is true. I’m actually a bit surprised.

Smartass
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren’t very nice. In fact, you’re probably an asshole.And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a “smartass”, I’m afraid. Perhaps just “ass” would do, too. But that’s a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally
logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.

Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain yraits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 72% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 64% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 85% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid
  • LOL!

    We will rule at HF.

    I took the test too. What do ya’ think the results were….

  • Hey, did you answer “True” to “You are better than most people” too?

  • Of course I did.

  • I copied you and put the test up on my blog, BTW.

  • I got spiteful loner…

    Yeah, that’s me. If only my peers weren’t so God damned retarded though…

  • Neon – I still say we get kicked out by Thursday night. Friday afternoon at the latest.

    Blonde – I consider myself one of your peers. Thanks. Jerk.
    BTW, have you reserved your room yet???

  • Blonde’s going? I don’t think he’s old enough to check into a hotel by himself.

  • I don’t think I’m going. That’s a lot of money for somebody who already spent his nickel. I’m really going to try and get on it next year, when I’m of age.

    But I just know I’ll get stuck as the designated driver for you ass clowns.

  • Why do you think we invited you.

    GOSH!

    Seriously, though, save up for next year when you are old enough to rent a room.

  • Huh?

    I’m a Spiteful Loner, too.

    Spiteful, maybe, Loner, probably, but BOTH?!?!?