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Circa 1985 – 1990.

“JOY!”

“What!”

“C’mere, you have to see this!”

“What? NO!”

“No, c’mere Joy, seriously, this is awesome!”

“What is it?”

“It’s something on TV.”

“What channel?”

“I don’t know. I can’t see the knobs from here. Seriously Joy, you’ll love this. HURRY IT’S ALMOST OVER.”

I hear Joy run up the steps and see her as she flings the door open, looking towards the TV to see what’s so important.

“What? What’s so important?”

“Oh, damn, you missed it. Hey, can you turn off my light since you are right there?”

“You are so fucking lazy!”

“Thanks!”

Yeah, it’s no bloody tampon, but she only got me with that once. I got at least five light turnoffs from her.

  • Snooze

    I can’t believe she turned the light off after that. I would have thrown something at you.

  • She threw out her middle finger an awful lot. 😆