I’m still halfassing my way through scanning pictures and came across another nugget of my past. This one I actually scanned about a month ago, but obviously never put did anything with it. I’ve debating on posting it, not because of embarrassment, but for the safety of myself and the lady readers of the blog. I put myself in grave danger posting this, because I have no idea how you women will react.

Before you scroll down to see it, ladies, you will have to prepare yourself. Make sure you have a phone nearby for any heart fluctuations. (I would even recommend pre-dialing 911, so all you will have to do is hit send.)

Are you ready?

You sure?

If you are prone to heat flashes, I highly recommend closing this window now.

I can’t be responsible for anything that happens.

This is your last chance.

Okay, you’ve been substantially warned. Here you go:

atariporn

Notice that fly robe. I’m money. Just like the Hef.

  • Thanks. Now the people at work will think that I'm looking at kiddie porn.

  • fnordboy

    Like that's the first time.

  • fnordboy

    Oh yeah. Nice camel toe.

  • lesleygirl

    OMG, MY EYES! Must not look directly at all the HOT!!!

  • Hey, they see what you are looking at, they'll give you a free pass. It's only natural.

  • I am angry that Discus has not initiated smilies yet. OR THERE WOULD BE A MAD ONE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. >:(

  • I am replying to each individual post, upping my comment count. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  • lesleygirl

    Wait, first you post a photo of you in your underwear, then you reply to each comment individually? Are you going to mail me an overpriced box of crappy cookies next?

  • Oh that's the best evah! And wow, the ATARI. 48K! lol

  • LOL, I know.

    And to think it was probably a couple hundred dollars, too.

  • fnordboy

    Pretty sad state of affairs when I am blogging more than you.

  • OMG. I feel like I just looked at child porn. What's that on your shin?

  • aricblue

    That computer was the bomb! I owned it too! (I believe that's the Atari 800…)

  • No idea what's on the shin. 😆

  • It is,sir, the Atari 800. It was 3l1T3.